ORCHESTRA LUNA –
ORIGINS
I began playing the piano as a kid. First the
abysmal lessons which scared and bored me. Later,
around 14, I wrote ‘compositions’
improvised out of my silly head, even playing
them ‘live’ at a summer talent show
in Maine. There was also a job as a camp counselor
in the Pocono’s where, after the kids
had gone to sleep, I snuck down to the main
lodge and played in the dark. Music from nowhere.
Unrecorded, not remembered. And then came the
‘homework parties’ at the Voorhees
house across from ours in Philly. Instead of
homework we hit the underage bottle. We’d
bang out abstract chords on the baby grand and
have each other guess whos personality we ‘played’.
(‘Middle C’ was the idiot down the
street.) But the most dramatic time in my odd,
developing musical world was spent locking myself
in a tower at Yale (1967), dropping acid, and
improvising a soundtrack to the movie in my
head. I spent hours there.
Returning to New Haven for Drama School I wound
up in one of those ‘new’ family/karass
of friends households that included a bi-racial
gay couple, a divorced architect, a girl (Francesca
Reitano) who wrote The Most Amazing Songs I’d
Ever Heard In My Life hunched over the guitar
like a figure from Picasso’s ‘blue’
period, a clarinetist who accompanied TV commercials
and a couple of intense, intellectual pseudo-revolutionaries
who made up screwball children’s songs.
We got by on dumpster leavings and part-time
jobs. We appropriated an upright piano from
a church, and I began to play again in earnest.
Inspired by my roommate as well as by an artist/songwriter
down the street (Ed Askew) I took my first shot
at the genre. Writing my own songs. Singing
and playing and drawing upon my immediate surroundings
and various almost-but-not-quite love affairs.
They seemed to pour out of me. One after another.
I had no interest in performing them, except
for my friends – which is how these things
begin for most of us. Friends first, tomorrow…
There was a brief exit to Grenada, West Indies
where I was part of the cast of a never to be
completed film about the end of the world. Among
these were musicians with whom for the first
time I actually played my songs. I’d never‘heard’
my songs in any band context, so these bass/drum
add-ons were revelatory. At any rate, we were
busted (nudity) and flew home. One road or another
led me to Boston where my sister Lisa was living
and who thought ‘it was the town where
I belonged’. She was right. Been here
nearly 40 years.
The first place I landed (Pleasant St, Central
Sq, Cambridge) had a hippie couple on the first
floor that didn’t believe in toilet training.
Their 3 year old’s turds were a minefield
through which I tiptoed to get to the piano
- in a cubicle off the kitchen. I kept writing
- tiny, late night songs.
I had no way to, or interest in, recording what
I wrote - influenced at the time by Lennon’s
Gestalt period, and hopeful references to Joni
Mitchell, Randy Newman, Neil Young et al. (They
played uncomplicated piano; figured I could
get away with it too.). But in order to remember
them I had to run them just about every day.
(Same is true now.)
That summer I moved to Martha’s Vineyard
with my friend Sam Dudley. A group of us took
over an abandoned farmhouse on a field in Chilmark.
We hauled in 50 lb bags of rice, read by kerosene
lamps and scored another church castaway upright.
We stuck it in the kitchen and I kept at it.
Visiting musicians, family, friends, kept the
al night pot boiling, music everywhere. When
the summer ended, I moved next door to Lisa
in Somerville.
I got a job keeping an eye on teens in a group
home for delinquent boys. 24 hours on, 24 off.
Intense work, but affording me money to buy
my first upright, crane it into my 2nd story
bedroom, and keep writing. I quit the group
home, picked up part-time jobs, wrote and played.
One breezy afternoon while I was banging away,
the window open, a shout bounded up from the
sidewalk. This guy, Harry Bee, a passer-by,
overheard me and asked if we could talk. He
wanted to know if I’d ever considered
putting a band together. He was in partnership
with Bruce Patch (a management company) and
suggested that if I got something together,
he and Bruce might be able to help out. (This
was in 1972 when record contracts were not impossible
to come by.) Bruce had a roster of artists he
represented and this seemed legit.
We began with vocals (of all things). I asked
Lisa and a dear friend, Liz Gallagher - whom
I’d met through a summer theater program
at Yale, who had this wonderful Fanny Brice
vibrato and a fabulous vaudevillian stage presence
- to collaborate on harmony parts for roughly
25 songs. We had a blast, laughing and singing
- ideas jumping out of our heads. We figured
we could build a band around the vocals. (There
was an innocence about this vocals-up structuring
that I think contributed to the band’s
eventual charm. As if not knowing what you’re
doing, making it up out of your ass, leads you
into the uncharted even as you don’t realize
it.)
Scott Chambers saw an ad I’d posted at
Berklee. He came over to the house with his
bass, liked what he heard, and added his input,
his voice, lo-end, and we were a foursome. Lisa
worked down the street at a jazz club called
Zircon. One of the regular acts was an original
band led by a phenomenal guitarist/composer
- Randy Roos. He was tiny. Cherubic. Hardly
moved on stage. His fingers appeared to float
over the fret board. He played a wild assortment
of styles and was insanely quick when he wanted
to be, notes flying out of him like a swarm
of locusts. One afternoon he came over to listen
and, God knows what he heard because it certainly
wasn’t jazz, but he said: ‘I’m
in’. All that remained was a drummer.
In any band these are huge shoes to fill. We
tried out a shitload, god knows how many, deferring
to Randy and Scott (our ‘legit’
musicians) and eventually found this great,
sensitive, funny jazz guy, Don Mulvaney, who
also wrote and sang (a voice like Stevie Wonder
– his idol) and that was that.
A month or two later we moved to a big fat duplex
in Allston. Liz moved in on the other side.
And Peter Barrett moved up from New Haven. Peter
was a poet, I’d heard him recite, and
he wore big round glasses, bizarre self-made
clothes and shoes and knew all these hot shots
in New York. I’d told him what we were
up to. I’d always thought of him as someone
whose art sensibility was rare, and had enormous
musical and literary range. Plus he was gay
so at least there were now 2 of us in a band
that had at this point, without a drummer, 6
members. Peter was somehow going to work in
his spoken word stuff, and set it to music.
Why not? The sky was our limit. We wanted everything
at once. The more action, sound, behavior, unpredictable
we could imagine ourselves to be, the better.
Peter came up with the name – ORCHESTRA
LUNA, primarily because he wanted to refer to
the girls as the Lunettes. We rehearsed a lot
in our dining room, and things started coming
together. Although we hadn’t played out,
it began to look like we might need someone
to pull the act together visually. The girls
had down time onstage, and felt awkward.
I asked my friend Barry Keating, who’d
been in on the Grenada fiasco and who’d
acted in and directed his friend, Jim Steinman’s
DREAM ENGINE – which eventually became
the songs for the first Meatloaf record: BAT
OUT OF HELL – to come up from New
York to choreograph the girls, Peter, and myself
when it made sense. He also invited, on the
cheap, his friend Basha Johnson, a costume designer,
who, with the help of Liz and Lisa, sewed up
costume changes for both girls. The whole OL
‘show’ as it was to become, had
this terrific Judy Garland/Mickey Rooney let’s-have-a-band
quality that wasn’t as much pro, or super
tight, as it was friendly, user friendly, as
if putting on plays for your parents in a barn.
It was however, genuinely ‘different’
and unpredictable.
The Doris Dreams aside:
One of my post-delinquent jobs had been wallpapering
and painting the beauty parlor at the Ritz Carlton.
I’d met this kid, Lorne Chadbourne, the
3rd, at the Other Side (a gay bar memorialized
by Nan Goldin in a photo book of the same name).
He moved in with us in Somerville, having been
tossed about from one orphanage and foster home
after another. He’d also been busted for
starting fires (pyromania). Lisa and I actually
considered adopting him (an insane idea). But
he knew the hairdresser who ran the salon at
Ritz, and I that’s how I got the job.
In a back ‘pantry’ were shelves
filled with hair coloring bottles with the most
absurd names: White Mink, Frivolous Fawn, Chocolate
Kiss, Nice Change, Hide The Honey, Brown Button,
Make It Plush, Lucky Copper, Just Peachy, Gilded
Lilly, Sweet Dreams, Platinum Boy, Shy Violet,
Barely Pink, etc. I started to write a ‘song’
using these phrases that turned into a 14 minute
multi-genre (rock, jazz, Salvation Army band,
30’s girl-group vocals, Swiss operetta)
which Peter strung together as story about a
sad and lonely girl, Doris Dreams, who after
a long night of despair, realizes that she is,
in fact, beautiful. Barry added masks, quick-change
theater, blocking and the song, more than any
other, had this huge effect at our live shows,
and eventually on the full orchestration by
Ruppert Holmes. It culminated in one lone kite-tail
guitar solo by Randy that lifted audiences off
the ground. It was, right away, our signature
piece.
We were, at last, ready to perform, and Bruce
decided that our first gig should be at The
Other Side where other bands were had early
(‘off Broadway’) performances. There
was a nightly drag show, MC’d by Sylvia
Sydney (The Mess In A Dress) and she introduced
us. Lisa, who was supposed to sing Little Sam,
had stage fright, and walked to the back of
the stage. ‘YOU sing it! Rick,’
she whispered. So I did, but eventually she
got it together, sang her songs beautifully
and her face, her persona was, I’m convinced
another of the many aspects including our eclectic
sound, our ‘look’, Peter, that brought
us to the attention of the city, and eventually
Epic Records.
Bruce thought we should have a regular gig (precursor
to ‘residency’). He spoke to the
owners of a health food restaurant on Harvard
Ave - Jeremiah’s. They didn’t have
a stage, it wasn’t a music venue at all,
but the owners were open-minded and supportive.
We brought 2 Shure columns and pointed them
out (it wasn’t until we played the Orpheum
that we ever had anything approaching vocal
monitors) and Sam mixed a four-channel board.
It was as if we caught on overnight. The place
was packed. We’d walk down from our house
on a summer evening in platform shoes and frilly
dresses, laughing and drinking. It was so carefree.
They loved us. Every show was different. We’d
add a new song or idea of Pete’s or a
new movement or costume of Barry’s; we’d
warm up in the basement, hooting, leaping, hollering
vocal exercises and mount the stage. Randy added
an instrumental version of the 3rd movement
of Beethoven’s 7th, as well as his own
compositions. Peter wrote the set list and performed
his manic spoken alliterations alone, with the
band or in the context of a song. It was such
a great great time, off and running. Bruce got
a local rep (Lenny Petze) from Epic to see us,
and within 6 months of playing out, we were
signed, Ruppert Holmes producing.
We went to New York. We were put up at the Holiday
Inn, midtown. It was all brand new to us. The
studio. How to sing with headphones on. How
to interact and collaborate with producers and
engineers. How to be true to our live act and
translate that to tape. How to play the instruments
without singing. How to multitrack. Ruppert
and Jeffrey Lesser (engineer), made it fun,
were encouraging and we, as I recall, weren’t
even nervous. In post production Ruppert, responding
to the instrumental tracks (especially Randy’s)
charted and recorded a full orchestral to graduate
the band in a way that would have us live up
to our name.
We finished the record without Doris Dreams
and You Gotta Have Heart (DAMN YANKEES).
These had seemed too ‘old’ to record
once we got to the city. We wanted to get the
new ones. But at a show in Boston the label
reps attended, we played ‘em. The big
guys wanted Doris and Heart
on the record so we returned to the studio and
put em down. This was good for Pete’s
work because both utilized his writing in fabulous
ways. In particular the sound effects and music
Ruppert and Jeffrey added to his Bobby Blueberry
baseball hero wind-up in the middle of Heart.
Now what? How to market, how to tour this record?
How to make sense of what was to us a wonderful
idea, but to the rest of the country, and soon,
as far as Epic was concerned, hardly ‘commercial’.
In Boston, because of the CBS imprimatur and
an aggressive agent at Pretty Polly (Howie Cusak)
we scored a lot of great opening act gigs. Roxy
Music, The Boomtown Rats at the Orpheum. Weather
Report at Symphony Hall (they pulled the plug
on us in the middle of Doris). In Manhattan
- Split Enz at the Palladium. We also performed
Doris in New York for Frank Zappa’s
10th Anniversary party (thanks to The Wartoke
Concern’s Jane Friedman). We played alongside
LaBelle and Patti Smith (who was at that point
a duo with Lenny Kaye). Frank picked Randy up
in his arms after he finished his solo. Wow!
Susan Blonde (newly installed as chief publicist
at Epic) thought we should mirror Zappa’s
long time Mothers gig at The Little Hippodrome
in NYC where she could invite press in an intimate
and easy to fill setting. Andy Warhol, Rado
and Ragny (HAIR), Peter Berlin were among those
I remember. Fran Lebowitz wrote about us for
Interview. We visited the Factory. But after
2 weeks everything fell apart. The guy who signed
us was shipped off to LA, and the newly installed
brass who’d come to see us at the Hippodrome
didn’t get it. They pretty much hated
us for not being The Tubes. (i.e. no hits.)
We went home. Sold few records, never toured.
From the top to the bottom in a few short months.
The first of many hard lessons learned. Especially
in an industry that has few if any second acts.
We did take a crack at a revised version –
OL2. It had seemed so easy a climb. Why not
try again?
Lisa had had enough and left the band. Randy,
Scott and Don were out. Randy to pursue his
career in jazz. Don to teach and write. Scott
to play bass for Bette Midler. Even the roadies
triumphed. Gene Amoroso got a few parts in film
(he’d done some small skit acting for
us at shows). Mike Scopino wound up managing
The Ritz in New York. Liz and Peter stayed on.
I kept writing. Long (Helen Of Troy)
and short (Greyhound). We added Chet
Cahill (who looked like Brahms - big beard -and
actually joined OL I just as we broke up - nice),
today he teaches music to kids at a progressive
school in W Mass, raises cows and giant dogs,
Karla deVito - power vocalist (ultimately joined
the Meatloaf Bat Out Of Hell tour), Steven Paul
Perry on guitar (who later toured with John
Prine). Bobby Brandon (who is now attorney for
Madison Square Garden) took over at the piano
so I could dance about as LV. Barry returned
to help with choreography. We became more rock
(sort of), and less innocent. More rehearsed.
We split from Bruce and Harry. Billie Best (a
close friend of Karla’s, Chet's future
wife) became our manager. We moved to Newton
Highlands. We played CBGB’s in our white
overalls and big smiles - a peripheral part
of that scene in its heyday (Talking Heads,
Shirts, Blondie, Patti Smith, Television, The
Mumps, etc etc). Met Lou Reed. Stayed at Danny
Field’s loft. We got demo deals with Elektra
and Sire. Elektra passed. Sire (Seymour Stein
who loved the songs and band) offered us $100,000
– his usual deal – and we thought
it too little to pay for touring, so we said
no, and no one else said yes. We did one last-ditch,
full-paid ad in the Voice for a show at Alice
Tully Hall. I think we looked small on that
great big stage. I over performed. Steve and
Karla were asked to join Meatloaf. We were played
out. It was over.
There would never be a band like OL (especially
the first incarnation). We had a reunion of
sorts 10 years ago, at Ryles, playing But One,
Faye Wray, and Doris, here in Boston. It jammed,
nostalgic, sweet. But Peter was gone (AIDS)
and though it sounded wonderful, it was something
never to be repeated.
It was all too easy, when I think back. The
trip from kitchen piano, to make-it-up rehearsals,
to first shows, first press, major label signing.
It led me to believe that the road to success,
to money supporting art, was a snap. I was obsessed
for decades trying to regain what had been lost
when we were dumped (just as the record was
released), to sign subsequent ideas, to try
and write ‘hits’ more palatable
to the industry. I wandered far from the initial,
emotional rush of writing songs just for the
sake of it. To touch my close friends, to exorcise
and sublimate observations and portraits and
feelings about Everything. It took me years
to realize that ultimately the luckiest thing
in the world was to be able to ‘say something’
in the haiku format of a song. That it was not
necessarily the band genre that would be my
most intimate medium. That the brass ring of
rock stardom could slip away overnight but have
no relevance to my work as a songwriter. I have
since returned, after many band incarnations
(Luna, The Suitcase Band, Berlin Airlift, Rick
Berlin The Movie, Rome Is Burning, Berlin Backwards,
The Shelley Winters Project), to myself and
piano. Just the songs. Take em or leave em.
Most recent: Me & Van Gogh (Hi-N-Dry),
and the new, unfinished: Lightbulb In A
Dark Room.